So, I was chilling with my sister, who was all like "HOORAH! AMERICA! Don't you love America?" Of course, being the sarcastic person that I am, the first thing I thought was "No, I like it as a friend," and this happened:
Imagine with me if you will, an American Independence Day celebration, a massive celebration of the freedom of a certain energetic Nation. England wanders amongst the throngs of people looking for the Nation in question, to wish him a happy birthday.
"Excuse me, sir, have you seen-"
"HOORAH! I love America!!! Don't you love America!!?!"
"Eh… I like America as a friend?"
BAM
"WHAT THE BLOODY—You punched me!!